Sometimes The Apple Falls Really Far From The Tree

Meeting D's classmates parents always throws me for a loop. They always appear so nice and normal. Like people I'd hang out with even. Sometimes I find I have to hold my tongue, I don't think saying, "Oh, hi. So you're Gage's dad? Gage The Wood Chip Eater? Huh, and you're so normal.", would go over so well. I just want to state right here though, that that is what I'm thinking.