A Spot Of WHAT?

Oh my aching ass. I have been doing squats and lunges galore for 2 1/2 weeks now. If I'm brushing my teeth, I'm doing squats. If I'm talking on the phone, I'm doing lunges. If I'm watching tv, I'm doing squats and lunges. All because I think I saw a spot of cellulite on my upper left thigh. I was quite disturbed and rushed out of the bathroom to run up and down the stairs 3 times. It was still there when I came back, so now the constant squat/lunge. If you drove by my house when I'm fixing supper, you'd probably see me through the window, cooking at the stove, doing a set of squats. My husband, he doesn't think I have a spot of cellulite, he says I look awesome. I informed him that he needs to actually look at my thigh when he says that, not my ass. Also, I informed him that I feel very distraught by the whole incident and just because he says I look good, I know in fact it's there, and so compliments do not increase his chances of having sex especially when I know they are in fact lies. I will and I must firm up these thighs, I don't want to end up looking like Tara Reid on the cover of the Enquirer....oh horrors.