My Life Is Now Complete

Oh the splendor. The wonder of it all. It's exactly what I've been dreaming of and I didn't even know it. A giftset. A teeny giftset of teeny Barbie as she's changed through the decades. Shut. Up. There are actually 6 tiny dolls in the giftset, not shown are Teeny Brunette Bubblecut Barbie and Teeny Number 1 Ponytail Barbie. They measure only about 2 1/4 inches. As you can see, they are all dressed in an itty bitty replica of their original outfit from the year they were released. Is there anything cuter than a miniscule orange plastic bikini with a white net cover up? Now, I know you can't really get the full appreciation of them from this little bitty picture, but I assure you, they are stunning. I want to just eat them, or crush them in my hand, like I'm King Kong until their heads pop off, or stuff them into my bra so they can go everywhere with me. That's how much I love them. Sadly, I can do none of those things as I'm not supposed to know about them. They're a super secret Christmas gift. Yeah right. One that I'm going to be drooling over in my office daily because I can't let it out of my sight.

The Big 3-0

Clearly nothing exciting is going on here. Nothing. I can report that it's freezing cold, I've sadly even had to turn my heat on. You don't know how that kills me. I don't normally go to such extremes until November. This weather is bullshit. With it being so cold, nothing is going on outside, everyone in the neighborhood is gathered around the fireplace under their wool blankets. So that means no exciting moments from China, not even in Ninja Stealth mode. That wrecks my day.

The most exciting thing going on, besides that I've made 3 apple pies in the last week, is that I had my birthday. Even that wasn't anything new though as I've turned 30 for 7 years now. It's getting old. I might have to change it up, make it 29 or 31 next year just so I can feel a little more excited about it. On the upside, Vader did remember. Of course, his best wishes for my birthday and subsequent birthday plans, took place after the kids gave me big hugs and loud happy birthdays. So really, there ya go, nothing new.

PS. I do have fantastic new "items" to include in my Pictures From My Life scenes. However, I'm not even going to use them for photos until something exciting happens, they're too good for that.

Neighborhood Ninja

Hmmm....do you know this person, Readers? No? Why it's China! You just don't recognize him because he's in his stealthy ninja thief mode. That's right, Readers, if you're moving out of your house in this neighborhood, make sure you mean it and take all your belongings with you the first time. Otherwise Ninja Thief China will have to bring his loot bag over and clean up for you. Leaving you scratching your head, wondering where your things have gone. China doesn't like a messy neighborhood, he wants it neat and clean, so keep that in mind before you try and make two or three trips to gather your things. Get it done right the first time. Geez.

Now, you may ask yourself why this is in my blog. The answer is because China told me I better not mention it in my blog. Mainly I posted it because he looks so cute in his ninja thief gear, but beyond that, his antics prove to me that he wants me to post about him in my blog. He loves the attention.

Readers, you may be asking yourselves why I would move from here. How am I going to even continue writing a blog when it means leaving behind the wonderful "characters" in my blog. I mean, this kind of stuff happens daily in this neighborhood. Anyway, I'm here to warn you, my blog may be shit after I've moved. Complete crap, not worth taking the time to read it. However, Vader is coming with me. Vader is always worthy of reading. Oh, Vader.