Neighborhood Ninja

Hmmm....do you know this person, Readers? No? Why it's China! You just don't recognize him because he's in his stealthy ninja thief mode. That's right, Readers, if you're moving out of your house in this neighborhood, make sure you mean it and take all your belongings with you the first time. Otherwise Ninja Thief China will have to bring his loot bag over and clean up for you. Leaving you scratching your head, wondering where your things have gone. China doesn't like a messy neighborhood, he wants it neat and clean, so keep that in mind before you try and make two or three trips to gather your things. Get it done right the first time. Geez.

Now, you may ask yourself why this is in my blog. The answer is because China told me I better not mention it in my blog. Mainly I posted it because he looks so cute in his ninja thief gear, but beyond that, his antics prove to me that he wants me to post about him in my blog. He loves the attention.

Readers, you may be asking yourselves why I would move from here. How am I going to even continue writing a blog when it means leaving behind the wonderful "characters" in my blog. I mean, this kind of stuff happens daily in this neighborhood. Anyway, I'm here to warn you, my blog may be shit after I've moved. Complete crap, not worth taking the time to read it. However, Vader is coming with me. Vader is always worthy of reading. Oh, Vader.