Recently, my neighbor, China, left me a comment on the other site I was on regarding my child's unemployment plight. Reread here. Here is what he had to say:
China 12/10/2008 08:26:34
I'll have you know that I paid each girl $3 to rake my backyard. Not some piddly 50 cents. I think paying the higher fee for the backyard allows me the freedom to use my 500 horsepower leaf blower on the front!
Oh China, why do you have to fill my issues with your propaganda? I think we've already established my superior patriotism....one look at my prematurely dormant, brown yard should've done it. Between you and Mexico down the street with his new snowblower, blowing everyone's snow around just for the fun it, thus ruining the girls' chance at a shoveling business, how's an entrepreneur supposed to get a good start? Crushing dreams China....crushing dreams.
Currently, I'm either having to purchase my child's whims and fancies for her, or else she's running around the house trying to get me to pay her for various household tasks. So, clearly, I'm out of money, China. Plan on finding her some jobs around your house because I'm fresh out....she doesn't do laundry or toilets.....or weekends. Or playtimes, or when she's feeling sick...or hungry.....
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