Why I Need To Exercise More

Originally posted: 09/02/2008
First day back to school. First day of First grade for my little one. It went great.....until he got home. I tried to prepare myself for the war that I knew would break out when he got home. I hid all sharp objects and closeted my breakables. I closed all the windows so the neighbors wouldn't hear the screaming. I even did some stretches so that if he tried to run from me I could chase him. (IF....what was I thinking?) Turns out all the preparations were absolutely NECESSARY.

I picked him up from school and he told me how exhausted he was, uh huh, he came home and wanted something to eat, okay, he went outside to play for a little bit and it was total apocalypse. I actually had to ask him if he was possessed at one point because his voice was that of a demon. The only word that he would utter/scream was no, so I don't really know if he was or not. Chaos ensued. After I pinned him to the couch and caught my breath, I grounded him for the rest of the week and told him that he could sit quietly to think about his behavior and what he needed to do about it, or I could call a priest and try to figure out exactly how many spirits were residing in his body. At the end of it all he thought that he was just super tired and maybe he should have a nap everyday when he gets out of school. Ya think?