Well, yesterday D turned 9. Nine. Does anyone but me realize how rare the fabulous things he says are getting. I mean, no more churkboys, no more ED Dar 2, no more "Whaaa, I'm half African??" This is a solemn time. But in the meantime, we have eggcorns. This is our most recent fantastic word creation by D. I mean, mapigate is great, but, someone would've come up with that one. Eggcorn, flipping hilarious. Where does this stuff come from? Plus, not only did he manage to rename the acorn, he has a whole new eggcorn game that you play with said acorn. I don't know how it's played though, I've had to ask him to not play it in the house. There's a lot of throwing and spinning. Which we all know is not good for eggs, probably for corns either, so for now it's an outside game. We'll let you know if he takes it mainstream.
