Now I Have Issues!

Originally posted: 11/09/2008
It's no secret, we all know I hate the word blog. I really do, and I don't use hate lightly, it's an ugly word and so is blog. I like words that feel good when you say them, and when you hear them you get a sense of what the word means. Like crisp, and fresh, insipid, zinger, splendid, and even chunk. All good words, say them and feel them in your mouth, you can feel what they mean. Plus they are just fun to say, I think we should all try to fit them into daily conversation much more often. "Oh Erika, let me have a chunk of that fresh pumpkin bread, it's just splendid!" Blog is ugly, it feels like regurgitation in your mouth. So from here on out, I am no longer going to refer to this as my blog. Anyone that does I will pretend as though I don't know what you are speaking of. I no longer have a blog.....I have Issues. I like it, it can be like magazine Issues or like, "I have Issues, and they are many." Or, "She's not a Mommy Blogger, she has Mommy Issues." However you want to interpret it is fine with me, the best part is that issues rhymes with tissues, another splendid word to say.